YANKEES FANS SUCK

The Yankees have the classiest most homophobic fans in the world.

This guy is business in the front and Little House on The Prairie meets aging hippy with gender issues in the back.

This guy was flipping through a back issue of Field & Stream at his barber shop when he spotted a shot of Billy Ray Cyrus and thought, ‘That’s my dream look. That’s the new me. I only hope my barber can pull off the cut.’

Dude, you know that guys who are constantly making homophobic statements are gay, right? Also, when people from Boston say the word “cock” it sounds like “cawk” not “cack”. And who gives a shit if people are gay?

I was at a Rangers vs. Senators game at MSG and these two fat fucks in Ranger’s jerseys kept calling the other team a bunch of faggot Canadian cock suckers. They just couldn’t stop mentioning sucking cock, well, that is until one of them yelled, “I want to fucking suck your—I mean suck my dick you….” HE CAME OUT OF HIS HOMOPHOBIC CLOSET! Even his friend was like, “Dude, what did you just say?” And the now openly gay Ranger’s fan said, “Nothing dude. I meant to say…forget it.” They quietly swam in the realization that later that night they had to suck each other off. I don’t think I’ve ever been happier.

I know we already posted a pic of this guy but I realized his head was shaped exactly like an ancient Egyptian bust I had seen as a kid at Boston’s Museum of Fine Arts. I went to MFA’s website, clicked the Egyptian art link and there he was. I challenge any Yankees fan reading this to make a better art related Red Sox fan putdown. You can’t. It’s not possible.

I think this is a time elapse photo, where the kid on the left grows up into the guy in the center. And the guy on the right ages into the woman on his arm. The kid staring at the camera is everybody’s favorite trainwreck of a golfer, John Daly.

He needs his phone to be hands-free so he can slap around his child.

These guys should star in a switched body film called, “Help! I Used To Be A Jersey Douchebag But Me And This Guy Who Looks Like An Armenian Steve Carell Were Hit By Lightning And Now I’m Him And He’s Me!”