August 15, 2009
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August 14, 2009
“The thing I love about Anthony is that he always underst—” “Will you shut up? Stop your mouth. I am trying to leave a voicemail for my coke dealer.”

“The thing I love about Anthony is that he always underst—”
“Will you shut up? Stop your mouth. I am trying to leave a voicemail for my coke dealer.”

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August 13, 2009
This guy is hanging out with all the Yankee fans he knows that aren’t loud nightmares.

This guy is hanging out with all the Yankee fans he knows that aren’t loud nightmares.

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August 12, 2009
“Yeah, no, of course I hit her. Why wouldn’t I hit her? She made me feel small and it’s easier for me to be violent than it is for me to get a job and not spend all our savings on fitted caps.”

“Yeah, no, of course I hit her. Why wouldn’t I hit her? She made me feel small and it’s easier for me to be violent than it is for me to get a job and not spend all our savings on fitted caps.”

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August 11, 2009
Thirteen years of living in fear of his dad has set Timmy up for a rudderless life of odd jobs and failed relationships, where he confuses his impulsive desire to seek out and please angry bosses and women who don’t like him with the approval he’ll never receive from his raging father.

Thirteen years of living in fear of his dad has set Timmy up for a rudderless life of odd jobs and failed relationships, where he confuses his impulsive desire to seek out and please angry bosses and women who don’t like him with the approval he’ll never receive from his raging father.

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August 10, 2009
The guy on the right LOVES that he looks like a cross between E and Drama. But he HATES that his ripped dad insists on wearing his sleeveless mesh shirt to show off his guns.

The guy on the right LOVES that he looks like a cross between E and Drama. But he HATES that his ripped dad insists on wearing his sleeveless mesh shirt to show off his guns.

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August 9, 2009
Sometimes you don’t have to write anything funny.

Sometimes you don’t have to write anything funny.

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August 8, 2009
If this guy were in a band, it would be called Uptight And White. He’s thinking about his ex-girlfriend having sex with someone else. He’s also trying to crack a walnut open with his ass.

If this guy were in a band, it would be called Uptight And White.

He’s thinking about his ex-girlfriend having sex with someone else. He’s also trying to crack a walnut open with his ass.

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July 7, 2009
Hey DJ Jazzy Jerk-off combining the logo of the Evil Empire with the Celtic’s Green has got our Irish up! The only beats you should be jammin’ is a serious Beantown beat-down!

Hey DJ Jazzy Jerk-off combining the logo of the Evil Empire with the Celtic’s Green has got our Irish up! The only beats you should be jammin’ is a serious Beantown beat-down!

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July 5, 2009
Everyone hates this guy. Classmates. Ex-girlfriends. His priest. Workmates. When he struts in the room, chest out, they all think, ‘What a prick.’ Even his parents think, ‘You know, when he was little, we had such high hopes. But he turned into a raging asshole. We sort of regret having him.’

Everyone hates this guy. Classmates. Ex-girlfriends. His priest. Workmates. When he struts in the room, chest out, they all think, ‘What a prick.’ Even his parents think, ‘You know, when he was little, we had such high hopes. But he turned into a raging asshole. We sort of regret having him.’

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