April 1, 2010
Who knew Jeter had so many grown sons?

Who knew Jeter had so many grown sons?

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March 31, 2010
Relax, dude. We’re not going to tell anyone about your secret pot farm upstate.

Relax, dude. We’re not going to tell anyone about your secret pot farm upstate.

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March 30, 2010
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March 29, 2010
A few truths can gleaned about this guy based on his ‘I-can’t-read-this-line-of-the-eye-exam’ expression: Loved B•U•M Equipment clothing. Finds every beer commercial hilarious. Hates books. Loves punching guys smaller than him. Thinks fake tits are hot. Has a “No Fear” sticker on his SUV. Loves meatball subs. Favorite actor is Marky Mark. Has sold a ton of his old gold chains to Cash4Gold.com.

A few truths can gleaned about this guy based on his ‘I-can’t-read-this-line-of-the-eye-exam’ expression:

  • Loved B•U•M Equipment clothing.
  • Finds every beer commercial hilarious.
  • Hates books.
  • Loves punching guys smaller than him.
  • Thinks fake tits are hot.
  • Has a “No Fear” sticker on his SUV.
  • Loves meatball subs.
  • Favorite actor is Marky Mark.
  • Has sold a ton of his old gold chains to Cash4Gold.com.
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March 28, 2010
‘I swear to god if anyone asks me if I do children’s birthday parties I’m going to FUCKING SNAP! Just because I look like a clown without make up doesn’t mean I’m an ACTUAL clown. People better learn to start respecting Gary Bushbaum is all I have to say.’

‘I swear to god if anyone asks me if I do children’s birthday parties I’m going to FUCKING SNAP! Just because I look like a clown without make up doesn’t mean I’m an ACTUAL clown. People better learn to start respecting Gary Bushbaum is all I have to say.’

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March 26, 2010
It’s the old switcheroo! You swap the F and the B! Get it?! I can’t wait to walk around in my “YUCK FANKEES” shirt! That’ll show…no one anything. I loved seeing a literal ton of anti-Boston attitude ambling towards me with all the grace of a hobbled oil tanker entering port for repair. I almost stopped him to say, “Excuse me sir but you do know you are shaped like an injured walrus, right?” Also, sports drinks are for athletes, not for guys whose midsection is doing its own impression of John Candy’s midsection. 

It’s the old switcheroo! You swap the F and the B! Get it?! I can’t wait to walk around in my “YUCK FANKEES” shirt! That’ll show…no one anything.

I loved seeing a literal ton of anti-Boston attitude ambling towards me with all the grace of a hobbled oil tanker entering port for repair. I almost stopped him to say, “Excuse me sir but you do know you are shaped like an injured walrus, right?” Also, sports drinks are for athletes, not for guys whose midsection is doing its own impression of John Candy’s midsection. 

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March 22, 2010
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March 17, 2010
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March 13, 2010
These undercover cops are either really good or really bad at their job. I can’t tell.

These undercover cops are either really good or really bad at their job. I can’t tell.

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March 8, 2010
Hey dummy, look to your left. And that list doesn’t include A-Rod.

Hey dummy, look to your left. And that list doesn’t include A-Rod.

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