July 4, 2009
Someone should tell Hideki Irabu that he doesn’t play for the Yankees anymore. It’s sad to see how he’s let himself go. Oh, wait—he looked worse than this when he pitched for the Yankees.

Someone should tell Hideki Irabu that he doesn’t play for the Yankees anymore. It’s sad to see how he’s let himself go. Oh, wait—he looked worse than this when he pitched for the Yankees.

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July 1, 2009
“If brother Jedediah finds out I’m not at ye olde barn raising, I’ll catch heck!” The winner of our caption contest (done in conjunction with Yankees Suck! on facebook) is Jared King! Honorable Mention: Douglas MacDonald“Is it just me, or do most Yankee fans resemble Neanderthals?Wait, am I insulting Neanderthals?” Honorable Mention: B.S.The awkward man-child makes his move, unsatisfied with his brief exposure to popular culture this mindless creature hurries to resume his duties as dungeon master….

“If brother Jedediah finds out I’m not at ye olde barn raising, I’ll catch heck!”

The winner of our caption contest (done in conjunction with Yankees Suck! on facebook) is Jared King!

Honorable Mention: Douglas MacDonald
“Is it just me, or do most Yankee fans resemble Neanderthals?
Wait, am I insulting Neanderthals?”

Honorable Mention: B.S.
The awkward man-child makes his move, unsatisfied with his brief exposure to popular culture this mindless creature hurries to resume his duties as dungeon master….

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Since he was a little boy, Eddie dreamed of being just like Pop. First he bought a matching Yankees cap. Then he started sporting the very fashionable pencil thin ‘stache. Next up? Buying a team jacket, becoming an alcoholic, habitually smelling his ear wax, followed by a stint in jail.

Since he was a little boy, Eddie dreamed of being just like Pop. First he bought a matching Yankees cap. Then he started sporting the very fashionable pencil thin ‘stache. Next up? Buying a team jacket, becoming an alcoholic, habitually smelling his ear wax, followed by a stint in jail.

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June 30, 2009
That’s where my dad hit me in the face for not being a better wrestler.

That’s where my dad hit me in the face for not being a better wrestler.

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June 29, 2009
“Let me get a quick shot of your heart attack while you call 911…”

“Let me get a quick shot of your heart attack while you call 911…”

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June 27, 2009
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June 26, 2009
Veteran sports scribe Murray Lupica coined the nicknames for a host of Yankees legends including:Joe Dimaggio, THE YANKEE CLIPPERMickey Mantle, THE MICKDon Mattingly, DONNIE BASEBALLWith the help of his grandson Ben, he tries to overcome writers block to create some new nicknames for some of today’s current Yankees. Lets see if we can help him out.Chien-Ming Wang, ME PITCH SO WONGAndy Pettite,  MR HGHJohnny Damon, JOHNNY DISGRACE-BALLNick Swisher, MR. SWINGS BOTH WAYSJoba Chamberlain, THE CHAMBERPOTPLEASE ADD YOUR SUGGESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS SECTION!

Veteran sports scribe Murray Lupica coined the nicknames for a host of Yankees legends including:

Joe Dimaggio, THE YANKEE CLIPPER
Mickey Mantle, THE MICK
Don Mattingly, DONNIE BASEBALL

With the help of his grandson Ben, he tries to overcome writers block to create some new nicknames for some of today’s current Yankees. Lets see if we can help him out.

Chien-Ming Wang, ME PITCH SO WONG
Andy Pettite,  MR HGH
Johnny Damon, JOHNNY DISGRACE-BALL
Nick Swisher, MR. SWINGS BOTH WAYS
Joba Chamberlain, THE CHAMBERPOT

PLEASE ADD YOUR SUGGESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS SECTION!

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This guy secretly thinks his Devendra Barnhart beard, divinity school degree and love for composting separates him from the pack. And you know what? It does. You sir, are winning!

This guy secretly thinks his Devendra Barnhart beard, divinity school degree and love for composting separates him from the pack. And you know what? It does. You sir, are winning!

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June 25, 2009
This is the guy who yells, “SIT DOWN ORTIZ, YOU FAT FUCK!” after Big Papi strikes out.

This is the guy who yells, “SIT DOWN ORTIZ, YOU FAT FUCK!” after Big Papi strikes out.

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June 23, 2009
Devoid of personality Fred works OVERTIME to attract the ladies. Something tells us he’s going to hold onto his virginity for a long time to come. 1981: Began wearing an Indiana Jones hat. “I’m an Action Adventure kind of guy… in the sack”.1995: Donned Batman t-shirt, “When I put a condom on my little man I call him my caped crusader”2001: Adopted pretentious Euro-trash-ian way of holding his cigarettes, “I got panache baby, chin chin”2009: Slipped on a Yankees Jersey: “Okay, I’m starting to feel a wee bit desperate.”

Devoid of personality Fred works OVERTIME to attract the ladies. Something tells us he’s going to hold onto his virginity for a long time to come.

1981: Began wearing an Indiana Jones hat. “I’m an Action Adventure kind of guy… in the sack”.

1995: Donned Batman t-shirt, “When I put a condom on my little man I call him my caped crusader”

2001: Adopted pretentious Euro-trash-ian way of holding his cigarettes, “I got panache baby, chin chin”

2009: Slipped on a Yankees Jersey: “Okay, I’m starting to feel a wee bit desperate.”

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