Guy On The Left: I wish there was a jacket I could wear that would let people know that I love the Yanks and also would let people know exactly how many World Series they’ve won. If only that jacket existed. But there’s no way a jacket like exists.
Guy In Middle: Bro! Check out my jacket. I got all that goin’ on, across my back.
Guy On The Right: Me too, son! My jacket’s off the hook!
Guy On The Left: Yeah, but if only they made a jacket like that. I’d buy it if they did!
2 years ago