Nothing embodies the spirit of the anti-corporate 60’s counter culture like wearing a tie-dyed Yankees shirt. That makes about as much sense as wearing a baseball cap with an oil company’s logo on it. Oh, wait, HE’S DOING THAT! (Hess? Really? You’re such a huge fan of Hess Oil that you’re wearing their hat!?)
I almost said to him, “Excuse me sir but do you realize that you’re at a Yankees game and not a Phish concert?”