This guy’s pregame ritual is always the same:
Wearing floppy, Gilligan-hat festooned with pins meaningful to only him. Check
IPod blasting Rage Against The Machine. Check.
Wrist bands. Check.
Tinted prescription sunglasses. Check.
Circles the stadium four times as though he were pitching that day and had to burn off nervous energy. Check.
Ready to punch someone if they ask if he’s Mick Jones from Big Audio Dynamite. Check
