August 21, 2009
Dude, you know that guys who are constantly making homophobic statements are gay, right? Also, when people from Boston say the word “cock” it sounds like “cawk” not “cack”. And who gives a shit if people are gay? I was at a Rangers vs. Senators game at MSG and these two fat fucks in Ranger’s jerseys kept calling the other team a bunch of faggot Canadian cock suckers. They just couldn’t stop mentioning sucking cock, well, that is until one of them yelled, “I want to fucking suck your—I mean suck my dick you….” HE CAME OUT OF HIS HOMOPHOBIC CLOSET! Even his friend was like, “Dude, what did you just say?” And the now openly gay Ranger’s fan said, “Nothing dude. I meant to say…forget it.” They quietly swam in the realization that later that night they had to suck each other off. I don’t think I’ve ever been happier.

Dude, you know that guys who are constantly making homophobic statements are gay, right? Also, when people from Boston say the word “cock” it sounds like “cawk” not “cack”. And who gives a shit if people are gay?

I was at a Rangers vs. Senators game at MSG and these two fat fucks in Ranger’s jerseys kept calling the other team a bunch of faggot Canadian cock suckers. They just couldn’t stop mentioning sucking cock, well, that is until one of them yelled, “I want to fucking suck your—I mean suck my dick you….” HE CAME OUT OF HIS HOMOPHOBIC CLOSET! Even his friend was like, “Dude, what did you just say?” And the now openly gay Ranger’s fan said, “Nothing dude. I meant to say…forget it.” They quietly swam in the realization that later that night they had to suck each other off. I don’t think I’ve ever been happier.

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