March 26, 2010
It’s the old switcheroo! You swap the F and the B! Get it?! I can’t wait to walk around in my “YUCK FANKEES” shirt! That’ll show…no one anything. I loved seeing a literal ton of anti-Boston attitude ambling towards me with all the grace of a hobbled oil tanker entering port for repair. I almost stopped him to say, “Excuse me sir but you do know you are shaped like an injured walrus, right?” Also, sports drinks are for athletes, not for guys whose midsection is doing its own impression of John Candy’s midsection. 

It’s the old switcheroo! You swap the F and the B! Get it?! I can’t wait to walk around in my “YUCK FANKEES” shirt! That’ll show…no one anything.

I loved seeing a literal ton of anti-Boston attitude ambling towards me with all the grace of a hobbled oil tanker entering port for repair. I almost stopped him to say, “Excuse me sir but you do know you are shaped like an injured walrus, right?” Also, sports drinks are for athletes, not for guys whose midsection is doing its own impression of John Candy’s midsection. 

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