A few truths can gleaned about this guy based on his ‘I-can’t-read-this-line-of-the-eye-exam’ expression:
- Loved B•U•M Equipment clothing.
- Finds every beer commercial hilarious.
- Hates books.
- Loves punching guys smaller than him.
- Thinks fake tits are hot.
- Has a “No Fear” sticker on his SUV.
- Loves meatball subs.
- Favorite actor is Marky Mark.
- Has sold a ton of his old gold chains to Cash4Gold.com.
