Got a photo of a Yankees fan you want us to post? We want it. Email it to yankeesfanssuck@gmail.com. If you’d like a photo credit, please give us the initial for your first name and your last name. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-9211956-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @yankeesfanssuck)http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1c4u9rRZD1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/543275018http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/543275018Fri, 23 Apr 2010 11:10:00 -0400red soxyankeesyankees suckyankee stadiumtap out gearunder armouryankees fanred sox nation<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xoeyhjeceSaJxW5go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You don’t have to wait in line with the fans Mr. Sabathia. You’re pitching today!”</p> <p>(This one’s from last year’s archive.)</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/520970600http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/520970600Wed, 14 Apr 2010 11:00:00 -0400yankeesred soxyankee stadiumfenway parkred sox nationyankees suckCC Sabathiafansyankees fansyankees fans suck<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0tmddcyXO1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(This excellent photo appears courtesy of reader Matt Moschella.)</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/518449171http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/518449171Tue, 13 Apr 2010 11:15:13 -0400red soxred sox nationyankyankees fans suckyankees suckyankees fansfenwaypesky polebostonnew york<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0r0e5QCQ81qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/515750437http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/515750437Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:00:00 -0400red soxred sox nationyankYankeesyankeeYankees Suckfaux hawkyankee fans<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0md9msrVp1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s weird how much this guy’s left shin loves Ed Hardy.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/508604350http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/508604350Fri, 09 Apr 2010 13:15:00 -0400yankees fans suckyankees suckyankeesny yankeesred soxyankee stadiumfenway parkred sox nationed hardytattoo<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0kgutn1Ry1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/506013541http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/506013541Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:37:00 -0400red soxyankeesyankees suckyankees fans suckfenway parkyankee stadiumtap out gearred sox nation<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0iusoV8Z31qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’d love it if that actually was a player’s name.</p> <p><em>“Now batting…#15…centerfielder…<strong>Andrew Just Cigars</strong>.”</em></p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/503819769http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/503819769Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:43:00 -0400red soxyankeesyankees suckyankees fans suckfenway parkyankee stadiumcigarslonely people<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0fzizCgqn1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Someone’s been taking his fat cyborg pills.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/500723144http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/500723144Tue, 06 Apr 2010 10:00:00 -0400yankeesyankees suckyankees fans suckred soxred sox nationfenway parkyankee stadiumnybostoncyborg<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0du1thQaU1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/498197687http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/498197687Mon, 05 Apr 2010 10:00:00 -0400red soxyankeesyankees fans suckyankees suckfenway parktime machineyankee stadium<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l05m7widuW1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/491244194http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/491244194Fri, 02 Apr 2010 10:00:00 -0400red soxred sox nationyankeeyankee stadiumyankeesyankees fans suckfenway parkmerle haggardsan diego chargers<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l05lh9x7T91qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Who knew Jeter had so many grown sons?</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/489056107http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/489056107Thu, 01 Apr 2010 10:00:00 -0400NY YankeesRed SoxRed Sox Nationbostonfenway parknyyankee stadiumyankeesyankees fans suckjeterderek jeter<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l05l7p1RPi1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Relax, dude. We’re not going to tell anyone about your secret pot farm upstate.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/486854825http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/486854825Wed, 31 Mar 2010 11:47:00 -0400red soxred sox nationyankeesyankees fans sucknew york yankeesyankee stadiumfenway parkhippypot farm<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l03q2mDRiK1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/484385741http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/484385741Tue, 30 Mar 2010 11:37:00 -0400red soxred sox nationyankeesyankees fans suckfenway parkyankees stadiumjean shorts<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzx6yqDPYP1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A few truths can gleaned about this guy based on his ‘I-can’t-read-this-line-of-the-eye-exam’ expression:</p> <ul> <li>Loved B•U•M Equipment clothing. </li> <li>Finds every beer commercial hilarious. </li> <li>Hates books. </li> <li>Loves punching guys smaller than him. </li> <li>Thinks fake tits are hot. </li> <li>Has a “No Fear” sticker on his SUV.</li> <li>Loves meatball subs.</li> <li>Favorite actor is Marky Mark.</li> <li>Has sold a ton of his old gold chains to Cash4Gold.com.</li> </ul>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/481705351http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/481705351Mon, 29 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0400red soxyankeesyankees fans suckfenway parkred sox nation<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzx69u2JZc1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>‘I swear to god if anyone asks me if I do children’s birthday parties I’m going to FUCKING SNAP! Just because I look like a clown without make up doesn’t mean I’m an ACTUAL clown. People better learn to start respecting Gary Bushbaum is all I have to say.’</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/479231391http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/479231391Sun, 28 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0400red soxyankeesyankees fanclownyankee stadiumfenway parkred sox nation<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzx5klxUqh1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s the old switcheroo! You swap the F and the B! Get it?! I can’t wait to walk around in my “YUCK FANKEES” shirt! That’ll show…no one anything.</p> <p>I loved seeing a literal ton of anti-Boston attitude ambling towards me with all the grace of a hobbled oil tanker entering port for repair. I almost stopped him to say, “Excuse me sir but you do know you are shaped like an injured walrus, right?” Also, sports drinks are for athletes, not for guys whose midsection is doing its own impression of John Candy’s midsection. </p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/475991352http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/475991352Fri, 26 Mar 2010 22:29:09 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzpq7txrUr1qzdrjgo1_r3_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/466950235http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/466950235Mon, 22 Mar 2010 22:14:16 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzernh5TVW1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/454461561http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/454461561Wed, 17 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz8tw5NhC81qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>These undercover cops are either <strong>really good</strong> or <strong>really bad</strong> at their job. I can’t tell.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/446302716http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/446302716Sat, 13 Mar 2010 18:23:52 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy0myjGOj1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey dummy, look to your left. And that list doesn’t include A-Rod.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/434629331http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/434629331Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:21:24 -0500