Got a photo of a Yankees fan you want us to post? We want it. Email it to yankeesfanssuck@gmail.com. If you’d like a photo credit, please give us the initial for your first name and your last name. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-9211956-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @yankeesfanssuck)http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy0myjGOj1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey dummy, look to your left. And that list doesn’t include A-Rod.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/434629331http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/434629331Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:21:24 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmiz7gVTM1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Yankees have the <strike>classiest</strike> most homophobic fans in the world.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/233893677http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/233893677Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:28:48 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr9cu48Mwu1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This guy is business in the front and Little House on The Prairie meets aging hippy with gender issues in the back.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/208551588http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/208551588Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:35:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqhdvvYQgp1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/195829282http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/195829282Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:04:43 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kos7bopR8p1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This guy was flipping through a back issue of Field & Stream at his barber shop when he spotted a shot of Billy Ray Cyrus and thought, ‘That’s my dream look. That’s the new me. I only hope my barber can pull off the cut.’</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/168948271http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/168948271Sat, 22 Aug 2009 10:09:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koqxl1S0Fm1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dude, you know that guys who are constantly making homophobic statements are gay, right? Also, when people from Boston say the word “cock” it sounds like “cawk” not “cack”. And who gives a shit if people are gay?</p> <p>I was at a Rangers vs. Senators game at MSG and these two fat fucks in Ranger’s jerseys kept calling the other team a bunch of faggot Canadian cock suckers. They just couldn’t stop mentioning sucking cock, well, that is until one of them yelled, “I want to fucking suck your—I mean suck my dick you….” HE CAME OUT OF HIS HOMOPHOBIC CLOSET! Even his friend was like, “Dude, what did you just say?” And the now openly gay Ranger’s fan said, “Nothing dude. I meant to say…forget it.” They quietly swam in the realization that later that night they had to suck each other off. I don’t think I’ve ever been happier.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/168436648http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/168436648Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:41:00 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koi6q4Cmfs1qzdrjgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I know we already posted a pic of this guy but I realized his head was shaped exactly like an ancient Egyptian bust I had seen as a kid at Boston’s Museum of Fine Arts. I went to MFA’s website, clicked the Egyptian art link and there he was. I challenge any Yankees fan reading this to make a better art related Red Sox fan putdown. You can’t. It’s not possible.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/166505183http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/166505183Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:00:00 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xqzjechdXtsGMzeYo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think this is a time elapse photo, where the kid on the left grows up into the guy in the center. And the guy on the right ages into the woman on his arm. The kid staring at the camera is everybody’s favorite trainwreck of a golfer, John Daly.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/161340242http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/161340242Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:00:00 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xqzjj03tQuh99JdAo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He needs his phone to be hands-free so he can slap around his child.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/161287744http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/161287744Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:00:00 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xr0o09kjXJoMqzyqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>These guys should star in a switched body film called, “Help! I Used To Be A Jersey Douchebag But Me And This Guy Who Looks Like An Armenian Steve Carell Were Hit By Lightning And Now I’m Him And He’s Me!”</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/164160317http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/164160317Sun, 16 Aug 2009 10:00:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xqzl2cmuG6inDEdBo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/163525027http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/163525027Sat, 15 Aug 2009 10:00:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xqzjkceeCu0iLgMvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“The thing I love about Anthony is that he always underst—”<br/> “Will you shut up? Stop your mouth. I am trying to leave a voicemail for my coke dealer.”</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/161335774http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/161335774Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:00:00 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xqzj86zp7iUaJwOxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This guy is hanging out with all the Yankee fans he knows that aren’t loud nightmares.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/160193764http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/160193764Thu, 13 Aug 2009 10:00:00 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xqzj72amFMXyA4IEo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Yeah, no, of course I hit her. Why wouldn’t I hit her? She made me feel small and it’s easier for me to be violent than it is for me to get a job and not spend all our savings on fitted caps.”</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/161191020http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/161191020Wed, 12 Aug 2009 06:00:07 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xqzk2n4m70R75qhko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thirteen years of living in fear of his dad has set Timmy up for a rudderless life of odd jobs and failed relationships, where he confuses his impulsive desire to seek out and please angry bosses and women who don’t like him with the approval he’ll never receive from his raging father.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/160477053http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/160477053Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:02:23 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xqxldafu4FmLYKOzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The guy on the right LOVES that he looks like a cross between E and Drama. But he HATES that his ripped dad insists on wearing his sleeveless mesh shirt to show off his guns.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/159836281http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/159836281Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:52:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xqxkbdvzeoofrYSKo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes you don’t have to write anything funny.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/159214678http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/159214678Sun, 09 Aug 2009 12:57:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xqw5z9tmjz6aRoJio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If this guy were in a band, it would be called <i>Uptight And White.</i></p> <p>He’s thinking about his ex-girlfriend having sex with someone else. He’s also trying to crack a walnut open with his ass.</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/158645175http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/158645175Sat, 08 Aug 2009 13:28:21 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xpl8hyiw5oprpbgdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey DJ Jazzy Jerk-off combining the logo of the Evil Empire with the Celtic’s Green has got our Irish up! The only beats you should be jammin’ is a serious Beantown beat-down!</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/137112721http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/137112721Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:01:54 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/qbNxvAJ4xpirf607dWPPYj2vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Everyone hates this guy. Classmates. Ex-girlfriends. His priest. Workmates. When he struts in the room, chest out, they all think, ‘What a prick.’ Even his parents think, ‘You know, when he was little, we had such high hopes. But he turned into a raging asshole. We sort of regret having him.’</p>http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/135808864http://www.yankeesfanssuck.com/post/135808864Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:01:00 -0400